Wednesday, February 28, 2018

FEUDING ESCORT GIRLS

I was having a think recently about the media. For once, not for escort advertising and escort agency work reasons. It does sometimes feel as though work is all I do, but it really is not. So, anyway, I was looking at some old magazines, and having a bit of a channel surf, and then some web sites. And I realised just how much of the media is consumed and obsessed with women “feuding” with other women. There is even a TV series called Feud about Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. But it is nothing compared to reality TV shows. The Real Housewives of (fill in the blank) are nothing but manufactured arguments and disagreements. Keeping Up With The Kardashians is actually about trying to keep up with who they are in dispute with currently. The Only Way Is Essex. Ditto. Made In Chelsea. And every edition of the Daily Mail and the other British tabloids has some female celebrity blazing with rage about something. The thing is, most of these are entirely made up, either acted for TV or totally in the head of some journalist. Is the Duchess of Windsor really angry and intimidated by Meghan Markle? The tabloids say so, but who knows? Is Meghan Markle pissed off that Princess Eugenie is getting married the same summer as her? The Daily Mail says that is a thing. Do adult women really work that way?
I know from my time working with professional escort women that things can, indeed, get a little heated and arguments and disagreements can happen. But that is not because they are women, it is because they are people in a high stakes environment. If you are working for escort websites like https://escorts-tenerife.net/ during the summer in Marbella, you may be rushing from booking to booking with little rest between. You may have difficult clients, and the work can be physically, emotionally and psychologically challenging, for obvious reasons. The life of a busy working girl is more akin to that of a soldier in many ways than to someone in other jobs. Long periods of boredom followed by intervals of extreme action.
Do escort girls fall out with each other and have “feuds”? Yes. But it will not nbe about wearing the same dress. It will be about business issues such as snaking a client from under them, or short paying them on a job. And often they will be between friend who become former friends, because only your friends can really betray you. So do they get emotional? Sure, but usually with a damned good business reason, not some tabloid-type “women are emotional” nonsense.

Monday, February 26, 2018

WHAT KIND OF ESCORT DOES A WISE MAN WANT?

This might seem like a stupid question. Surely the obvious answer is a woman who looks like a supermodel and shags like a mink on heat? Not so much in reality. I have been doing this for a long time and I have observations of what works that might surprise most people – in or outside the game.
The first thing is do not play too far outside your own attractiveness level unless you have a really comfortable ego. The hardest girls on my books to sell to the average clients are the runway models, Playboy Playmates and celebrities. Men hire an escort in somewhere like Ibiza not just fo the sex nut to make them feel sexy, powerful and desirable. Sure, you can look up https://escort-grancanaria.com/ and Gran Canaria Beauties will send you one of the most beautiful and sexy girls that you have ever even fantasised about. But if you are not careful, there is a disconnect because no matter how good the sex, in the back of your head you know that she could never be your girlfriend. If you really just want pure sex and a unique memory, go for it. But if you are like most men and are looking for some sort of connection, go for stunning rather than staggering!
client sitting on bonnet of car waiting for escort girl to arriveNext, if you are meeting a girl for an extended date, ask for two things – selfies, for obvious reasons – and what she is really like. If you are going to spend a few hours with a person, you need to know that they can chat, and that they have a personality. Good escort agencies will take the time to know their girls and to get to know you – at least a little – so that they can give you recommendations as to who will be good for you. Good escort agencies are less like meat markets and more like dating agencies. Just one that charges an hourly fee.


Lastly, make sure that the woman you book a date with is going to be comfortable with whatever you have planned. Socially and sexually. If you are going on a yacht, tell the agency. Some women get seasick or are afraid of the water – just like some men. But is hardly makes for a great date. If your plan is to go dancing all night in Amnesia, make sure you have a girl who likes dancing and is happy wearing Stan Smiths instead of Louboutins. And sexually, if you are planning anything other than straightforward Girlfriend Experience, make sure the agency knows so that they can ensure that there are no nasty surprises in the bedroom. Relax, you cannot shock an escort agency receptionist. They regularly make bookings for activities you have never heard of and that you certainly can not spell.

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

I AM AN ESCORT

Hello. My name is Marina, and although we have never met, and it is very unlikely that we will ever meet in person, I am going to write as though we are close friends and I can tell you how things really are. I do have friends in real life. All over the world, actually, because of my work, and I have had this same conversation with a few of them who are in the same profession as me. And every one of them agrees with me.
blond escort wearing peach swimsuit and looking out to sea

I am pissed off. Not with my life, which I love, or with my job, which is very lucrative and not that difficult as long as you work hard and have the basic gifts and talents required. Though there are a lot of skills that you have to learn to be at the very top of the profession. Nor am I unhappy with my love life. I have a boyfriend who I do not see as often as I like, but that is as much because he travels with his work as a management consultant as much as I do with my job. He and I love each other and he tells me about his work and I tell him about mine. I am an international high class escort. And I am pissed off about people attitudes to what I do for a living. As you will now have guessed, Marina is not my real name. And the reason I do not give my real name out in public is because of what other people think or assume about me.

I am not a slut. In fact I have less sex than a lot of my friends who are addicted to Tinder dating. I am not a drug addict. I am not an alcoholic. I have not been forced into the job. I have not been trafficked. While I was with a client I once met a girl who had been, but thank God she had managed to pout that behind her. In fact, I am the exact opposite of all those things. I am smart, well educated, and I successfully running a small business which has revenue way over the average for a one person business! Builders sell their physical skills and their bodies. Writers sell the inside of their heads. I am a combination of the two – I sell my body, my skills and my mind – But just because my vagina is involved instead of my strength, I am supposed to be a social outcast. Screw you. So to speak.  

I AM A HIGH CLASS ESCORT IN IBIZA

I work as a professional high class escort. I like it and I am really, really good at it. My name is Beverly, I am twenty nine years old and I will probably be working for about another five years. After that I would have to drop down a level and I am not prepared to do that. So I am saving and investing as much money as I can so that when I retire from this work I can either become a lady who lunches or set up my own business. That assumes that I do not take any of my clients up on their regular
escort girl walking down street wearing shorts and white shirt
offers to either set me up as their full time mistress, or even the almost as regular offers of marriage.

I work as an escort wherever wealthy men spend their time. Fish where the fish are! That means I spend a lot of time in places like The Hamptons, New York, London. And in the Mediterranean I work with escort agencies in Ibiza, another in Ibiza and a different one in Cannes and Nice. I spend some time in the Alps and the Rockies during winter skiing, but clients take me there for extended bookings rather than me going there to look for clients. Ski resorts do not really work that well for getting new clients. People seem to think that if I work as an escort, I must have been a drug addict or an alcoholic, or in debt, or forced into it by some evil predatory people trafficker. Or some variation on my being a victim. Trust me, I am no victim!

In fact, I work as a prostitute because I make far more money than I would in anything else . No, I am not going give you a number, though I do tell the tax man and pay my taxes in full. And besides, the actual number would make your head spin. Suffice to say, after paying the commission to any escort agency that is lucky enough to represents me, I still clear three hundred pounds an hour. And I work hard and have only two weeks a year when I am not working. I travel so much I do not need holidays as such. It is a treat to stay home. So you do the maths on what I earn.

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